Interviews: Light_fearie02
Last updated 12 Aug 2005
Jenn: So, Sarah, tell me a little bit about yourself.
Sarah: Um.. kinda round, kinda fuzzy. I like to draw as everyone knows and I'm cocky about it, mmk. I like scratch and sniff myself, I feel like a sticker, mmm yes.
Jenn: Scratch yourself? Uh - I don't want to know. Anyways, moving on... How long does it usually take you draw your comics, Sarah?
Sarah: Longer than it took for Gaundi to cross the desert!
Jenn: I hope that is an exaggeration. Do you draw often?
Sarah: What kind of question is that? Are you kidding me? I draw as much as you take a crap.
Jenn: I love how you answer all my questions with sarcasm, you are so enlightening. What program do you use to draw your comics?
Sarah: Open Canvas.
Jenn: Wow, finally a question without sarcas---
Sarah: Fine then, I'd like to change my answer. I use your Mama!
Jenn: Thanks for that intriguing interruption, Ms. Sarcasm. Was it difficult to get your comic accepted into the Neopian Times?
Sarah: *answers in preppy voice* No, because I'm a god... duh..
Jenn: How could I forget. Sarah the God. What would you suggest to artists who continue to get rejected?
Sarah: QUIT. Freaking losers. Are they done? You get reject the first time, that's it, you're done!
Jenn: You must be such a perfect role model to smaller children. Where do you get your inspiration from?
Sarah: See these monkeys...
Jenn: Uh, alright. In all your comics you have a shoyru, why is that?
Sarah: He's my main character. He threatens me to do these. Is he here right now? *glances over shoulder*
Jenn: Um, no.
Sarah: Uh, okay, so he makes me do these things, or he will cut me. *shows arm* SEE?!
Jenn: Ah, yes... I shall get my secretary to get you some Band-Aids. Has any of your comics ever been reject?
Sarah: Have you ever been reject from a man?
Jenn: Uh.. not to my knowledge.
Sarah: Then there's your answer! I'm a god, remember? We went over this.
Jenn: Oh yes, Sarah the God. It must have slipped my mind. Do people often stalk you asking you to draw them things?
Sarah: All the time! They stalk me, steal me shoes, and take off my right sock.
Jenn: How very... interesting. On a last note, why the username "Light_Fearie02?" Do you like light faeries or something?
Sarah: My idol was Rainbow_Faerie02.
Jenn: Any tips for comic drawers?
Sarah: Don't over crowd your picture, have easy to read text, and of course, keep it NeoPets related. You don't have to be a fantastic artist. You just need humor, and whatever else they're looking for.
Jenn: Finally, a stable answer. Any closing comments?
Sarah: I'd like to end this conversation with "Jennifer, you suck."
Jenn: Thanks you so much for that, it's highly appreciated..